I'm Julietta, baby!

TikTok Stuff

Oh hey! You found this! Few things, if you click the "OPEN MENU" thing on the left, you can open the menu. NOVEL CONCEPT right??? Click it again and it CLOSES. Wow! You already know this! How bout that. But more importantly, all my socials are in that menu. I answer DM's on Discord (@Julietta#5397) WAY faster than I do on TikTok, but you gotta Friend Request me on there. I WILL be asking you who you are when you do, this is a public website after all. Just obey Wheaton's Law and you're good (the "don't be a dick!" one). If you don't have Discord but do have a Twitter, I do have one linked in the menu on the left there, which you can go find... But let me guess, you're lazy aren't you? Me too, here ya go. You can try DM'ing me, I can't confirm if non-friends pop up as notifications on my phone though.

Have you seen my lesbian tutorial video yet??? It peaked at 150,000 views, 20,000 likes, 2,000 favorites, and has at least 568 shares. Despite being only 33.62 seconds long, it has a total watch time of nearly 36 days. There's been cumulative months, if not years of sex had with my technique. Ya'll are fuckin' welcome.

ANYwho, I don't really have a whole lot here yet. The playlists I've mentioned on the Clock App forever ago are under the "TikTok Stuff" header. Check 'em out!

- Laser hair removal results — TikTok vid list and Imgur albums
- 4K Windoge 10 wallpaper

For people that want a bigger dick, and are AMAB, check out this page for how to do it for 100% free and zero requirement for any credit card details either. No this page wasn't hacked (I hope, anyway), I've just gotten actual results with this route and I know invariably there will be a curious AMAB that actually wants that info and will stumble across this page. Or maybe I mentioned it in a TikTok or in the comments section of one.

Want to know my size for reference? Take a 8.7oz Redbull can and picture it 7" long instead of the 5-3/8" long they actually are (or just look at it). Originally mine was 5-3/4" before I made it bigger (again, see that article), so there's that. I've debated on getting it up to 8", but I'm just lazy at the moment. All my older measurements are bone-pressed (i.e. ruler pushed firm against the pubic bone) — if I only laid the ruler on the skin, all those older measurements would be half an inch to even a full inch smaller. The current difference is about 3/8" (I'm definitely thinner which plays a HUGE role in that), which makes ie 7-3/8" long bone-pressed. According to an extremely comprehensive 2015 study* (PDF), my width is in the upper 99.6289% percentile, and my length is in the upper 99.96389% percentile. In other words, one out of every 269 men are as thick or thicker than I am, one out of every 2,769 men are as long or longer than I am. That's not a lot all things considered, are we sure those numbers are accurate??? Especially since it only takes a half inch more to meet or exceed one out of every 11,940 men??? idk sounds very "off" to me.

* It's quicker to say "study" here, but it's really a meta-analysis of 20 different studies ranging from 1985 to 2013, all shown on page 4 of the PDF (Table 1: "Studies Included in the nomgrams"). Also, percentiles are hackishly reverse-engineered from this WolframAlpha calculator as I don't know how to find the percentile from an actual number...

Moving on, remember when I said my pornstar name was Holly Reigns forever ago? There is literally no one that goes by that stage name. It was just the first thing that came to mind. Oddly surprising how that's not a real one. Anyway, if you decide to use that name, you are obligated under the bylaws of "dibs" to only do so as a furry version or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, with an "access" hole for your junk to stick out of. Seriously, Holly Reigns is an amazing Christmas pun of a name, I refuse to let that one go to waste.

Beyond that, uh. Watch this space I guess? I have an RSS feed if ya want updates as they happen. Just like, discover it or whatever. You could also just click "Site Updates" in the menu, which parses the RSS directly on-the-fly so it's exactly the same content and updates in realtime.